---i'm not the one;;

[LOREN ANDREW WISHER]

( LOREN ANDREW WISHER )

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First of all, don't you dare call him Loren. He goes strictly by his stage name, Andy Wisher, which most people know him by anyways. Any of you who read up on him in your favorite gossip blog know that Loren's a family name, but you probably don't know that Andy happens to hate that family name so much because it was also his douchebag of a father's name. The elder Loren walked out on his family when Andy, the eldest of five children, was just fifteen. Being not only the eldest, but the only child old enough to help out (the next eldest was only ten), Andy had to give up any semblance of a social life so he could work part-time and keep up his grades. He always found time for acting, though, and you bet your ass he got the lead role in just about every play his damn school did. When he graduated, he opted out of going to college and held down two jobs, one at Taco Bell and one with the local community theater. He worked his way up the ranks and got pretty good roles in just about every play, and eventually got a job offer with a professional theater group in Atlanta. With the guarantee of more money, he knew he had to take it so he could continue to support his family.

When he was twenty-two, he auditioned for a role in the most anticipated half-hour sitcom of the year, No News is Good News. Luckily, the casting directors were looking for an unknown, and he miraculously got the leading male role alongside former child actress Ella Kozel. The first season got great ratings, but the producer and Andy's agent both convinced the two leads that a romantic relationship would do wonders both for the show's ratings and their own popularity, and so they began dating. Neither of them had any delusions of love; hell, they're celebrating their six month anniversary and they've never so much as kissed. But if Andy wants to move onto the silver screen, he's going to need to keep his name in the tabloids.

( FRIENDS )

Andy's a pretty easy guy to get along with, usually. Sure, the whole "fame" thing has made it a little difficult to tell who's acting friendly because they're suck-ups and who's acting friendly because they're cool, but honestly, he doesn't care. The way he sees it, the fame is a part of who he is now, so accusing people of not wanting to be friends with "him" would be ridiculous. That being said, outside of acting, Andy isn't entirely sure how to befriend people. He can schmooze with the best of them, but he hasn't had a real friend since before his dad walked out. He hasn't had time for them. And that embarrasses him. So he has trouble maintaining non-professional relationships for very long. That being said, he's always up for grabbing a few beers and just taking it easy.

( ENEMIES )

Who in the showbiz isn't used to earning themselves a few enemies here and there? Some people, of course, just automatically assume that he's an arrogant ass, and sure, he embraces his fame, but he doesn't let it define him. He never forgets that he's in this for his family. Of course, he's never told anyone that, so it doesn't do much to help his image. Additionally, he has a pretty short temper, and he's been known to get into a couple of fights and arguments, especially at the bar. These fights often are a result of his stubborn refusal to accept any help or advice of any sort. And he is rarely the first to apologize, if he chooses to apologize at all. Still, he does have an image to maintain, so he generally tries to keep any true hatred to himself. If possible.

( LOVE )

Technically speaking, Andy is in a happy, fulfilling relationship with his co-star Ella Kozel, and has been for six months now. And as far as everybody but him, Ella, his agent, and the producer knows, that's absolutely true. In reality, the two are just good friends who are really good at acting like they're in love in public and then going their separate ways when they're in private. Nothing has ever "happened" between the two of them. However, Andy is a man, and he does have certain needs, so he's been known to pick up a girl here and there. It's almost always a one night stand, and he has yet to get attached to any of them. In fact, he never sees them again afterward--his agent, who is scarily intimidating, makes sure that they leave him the hell alone and don't tell the press anything. Andy just can't risk the press finding out that what he has with Ella isn't real. And he doesn't have time for a "real" committed relationship. But eventually, that sort of thing might be out of his control.

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[SPENCER RITA KELLY]

I could easily IM you with these plot suggestions, but you're not online. :[ -my creys- ANYWHO.

andy & spencer

You already know what I'm going to say. Because you know Spencer. And Andy is a hot guy. Spencer + hot guy = inevitable sexy times. :D I mean, I can see her flirting with him harmlessly, as Spencer is wont to do and then maybe he's all receptive--which she would be fairly surprised by because she, like everyone else, thinks he's in this serious relationship. She'd be a little wary after that, I imagine, since it's like ohmygod he has a girlfriend what is he doing what am I doing and Spencer's not really the type to knowingly play homewrecker. BUT C'MON, IT'S ANDY WISHER. Is she really gonna turn that hot piece of ass down? I think we all know the answer to that. Anyway, I can imagine the scene when Andy's agent is all SILENCE WHORE! Spencer would be all, OH NO YOU DIDN'T and then she's sic her agent on Andy's agent and I imagine the two would work out some kind of deal to give Spencer a little more publicity in exchange for her silence. Hey, she does want to get into the business after all... As for the aftermath, I don't know... Spencer's really good at pretending like she hasn't slept with someone, so he won't have to worry about her hanging onto him or anything. Maybe they can be friends? Haha, we can work this out.

andy & holden

Okay, since Poseidon is a business, I imagine they'd want Andy to do some kind of special event performance or something--who knows? Who even knows if he'd do it? If he did do it though, Holden would be the master behind the tech station. I could see him having fun just monkeying around and totally fucking with Andy's act. I don't know how Andy would react to that, but Holden's the kind of guy who will cross the line as far as he can--in other words, he won't stop until his job is in serious jeopardy, haha. Holden would probably also call Andy Loren. xD He hates anything even vaguely Hollywood related, so he probably wouldn't like Andy much, so I guess friends is out the door...

andy & grace

Since Andy's not an insider in the music industry, he's not really useful to Grace, but hey--a famous person is a famous person, right? I can imagine her being a really sweet cook to him if he comes by the restaurant she works at. She'd probably come out and be all, how's your meal, sir? and totally kiss his ass and what not, which would be really painful for Grace to do. But she'll grit her teeth and do anything to get her name out there. I seriously doubt her attempts will work though and I can just imagine her suddenly flipping out completely on Andy because of her failure. She'd probably spit in his food or something. xD I don't know--it sounds really entertaining in my head.

andy & tristan

Yeah, I got nothing. xD If you can think of anything for these two goons, then I'd be super impressed and would most likely go along with it, but if not, that's cool. Not everyone has to be plotted together, amirite? :D

[NAOMI ANTOINETTE DELOUC]

ANDY & NAOMI

So I don't know if this is actually Naomi speaking to me or just my obsession with Jake Gyllenhal but I would love to see them together. Of course, everything would be dependent on their ic chemistry but I have a feeling that these two would be enamored by each other. It might take some time for Andy to warm up to her but I think it could happen. I can see Naomi hesitating because staff isn't supposed to have relationships with tourists as well as his whole fake relationship with his co-star. There could also be some super fun drama with Spencer. I mean, they wouldn't have to be each other's finals but I could definitely see some love between them. If you are up for it, we can hammer out the details over pm. If not, don't worry about it. XD

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[LOREN ANDREW WISHER]

Yeah, sorry about that, Shazi I was sick and so exhausted that I could only find the strength to check my email for college shiz and then fall asleep. -melodramatic sigh- :p

andy & spencer

Looooove this idea. Obviously, hehe. Yeah, if Spencer started flirting with him, he would probably try to brush it off at first because he's nervous about being caught when he's in stuck in such (relatively) close space with everyone on the ship, but then eventually he'd be like, "You know what, I haven't gotten laid in like a month and I'm fucking Andy Wisher" and start frequenting the bar when she's working and eventually agree to go back to her room or something. And then if she started being all difficult afterward, Andy would be seriously pissed at her because she would be putting his reputation in jeopardy, and all he wants to do is feed his family, for God's sake! -puppy dog eyes- So even after Spencer got what she wanted, he probably wouldn't be too happy with her, but he would obviously put on a nice, friendly face in public. And maybe eventually they could get to the friend zone, haha.

andy & holden

Yeah, Andy would pretty much hate Holden. Especially if he called him Loren. xD He would try his very best not to show it, of course, but he does not have the patience of a saint, and he would eventually like corner him backstage and threaten to tell his boss that he simply has to cancel his show because of Holden, which would obviously not be good for business, and then they would hate each other even more, if that's even possible.

andy & grace

Andy looooves being recognized for being famous and everything, because it shows that he really is successful, but he still gets freaked out when people suck up to him. He'd probably humor her for a while, but he'd get really annoyed and finally just be like, "Look, you do realize that I can't get you a role in a movie or sleep with you, right?" I imagine that'd probably embarrass Grace to no end and then she could go about having her food-spitting episode. xD

andy & tristan

I can't really think of any dramatic plot for them either, haha. I'm sure if they ever met each other they'd be friendly and stuff, but other than that, I dunno. xD

andy & naomi

I don't blame you, if I wasn't playing Jakie here, I would definitely be all over him too. xD Andy's first and foremost priority in life is his career. He would never knowingly do anything to jeopardize his career, so as long as he and and his girlfriend are "together," he won't really allow himself to get too close to another chick. But they do seem like they would get along really well, and Andy would definitely admire her dedication to theater and acting and stuff--things that he can definitely identify with. It's possible that he could start to crush on her eventually, but he would deny it and act like everything's normal and stuff. But if he ever does actually break up with his girlfriend (assuming anyone ever takes the request, haha), we could see if something happens between them then. (:

[SPENCER RITA KELLY]

Your life. So hard. :P JPLAY GURLFRIEND; I'm glad you're better. <3

andy & spencer

Well, this has already started even though Spencer hasn't gotten very far in the wooing business. xD She's just made herself seem like a fangirl with the maturity of a six year old. Haha, but at least they're friendly! Okay, next step is to get him to visit the bar more often. Aw, I'll be so sad after she fucks things up 'cause they make such cute friends. Obviously, Spencer would be expecting him to be mad, but she'd definitely tell him she would never seriously put his career in jeopardy especially because as a fellow actor (who's very passionate about what she does), she would understand how hard it is to come by a gift horse. She would beg and grovel for forgiveness, basically, which she never does. But I expect she'd really like him. Like, as a friend, of course. xD

andy & holden

LOOOOOOOOOREN. Bwahaha, yeah, I can see a hate relationship getting pretty heated between these two. Holden would absolutely try to get away with as much as possible after Andy threatens him and it'd basically be this never ending war and it'll be EPIC.

andy & grace

Oh yeah, she'd definitely be embarrassed. And then comes the spitting. Haha, I hope he doesn't get food poisoning too easily...

andy & tristan

Haha, yeah, they'd probably be friendly. Although, if Ella and Andy ever stopped by Tristan's workplace for publicity's sake, he'd definitely try to emphasize their relationship and all since he's a romance event coordinator. It'd be good publicity, at least. If not vomit-inducingly cheesy.